People use the snow as an excuse for a lazy day
That is the opinion of Sir Nicholas Oswald Winstanley, Director of a well known cigarette conglomerate, who wrote into globally renowned Recruitment blog Tutti Recruitti to lament on staff shortage in the snow
"A light drizzle of snow and the working world comes to an abrupt halt
I advise every company to adopt my fair ruling and put an end to this nonsense
Due to a pathetic history of staff excuses we introduced a 7 inch snow policy and should a member of staff fail to show in less severe weather they will immediately be suspended for 2 weeks without pay
I hope other companies follow suit and anyone who would like more information on how this was implemented/cost saves can contact me directly"