Tutti Recruitti’s 5 ways to know if you are the office Sheila

May 25, 2018

 

1. Complaining Sheila

 

You complain about bloody everything Sheila. It’s too hot. It’s too cold. I’m too busy. I’m not busy enough. Im under appreciated. I’m overly appreciated

 

Don’t worry Sheila. There is nay chance of over appreciation

 

2. Sassy Sheila

 

Sheila we have another complaint! What do you have to say for yourself?

 

I wonder how many calories bitches burn by jumping to conclusions. Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma

 

3. Sealioning Sheila

 

Why do you have to clap at the end of every mundane office speech. And please Sheila. The talk was dull enough without us having to hear your  self indulging useless questions being answered. I want my lunch!

 

4. Forgot my purse Sheila

 

Can I please borrow £1 for a charity vegetable samosa? 

 

You have known about the charity samosa sale for weeks Sheila. You arranged the damn sale yourself! You already owe me £3 for the lunch omlette. I know I underpay you but this is becoming unacceptable!

 

5. Says hi in Tesco Sheila

 

Oh god. I can see Sheila at the fish counter. Oh god she has spotted me. Oh god she is walking towards us

 

Hi Dave. Introduce me to your family"

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